Length: 390 pages
Release Date: May 24 2011
Publisher: Scholastic Press
Blurb
The fifty contestants in the Miss Teen Dream Pageant thought this was going to be a fun trip to the beach, where they could parade in their state appropriate costumes and compete in front of the cameras. But sadly, their airplane had another idea, crashing on a desert island and leaving the survivors stranded with little food, little water and practically no eyeliner.
What’s a beauty queen to do? Continue to practice for the talent portion of the program – or wrestle snakes to the ground? Get a perfect tan – or learn to run wild? And what should happen when the sexy pirates show up?
Review
It is an understatement to say that, on release, Beauty Queens sent shockwaves through Libba Bray’s massive fan base. All of those devout Bray fans hooked on the Gemma Doyle trilogy and Going Bovine fractured right down the middle; one side poured over Beauty Queens like it was the new Bible, others cast it aside with disgust. Me? Beauty Queens kicked off 2012 in spectacular style in a book of ditzy and dangerous pageant contestants fighting for survival, littered with wild hilarity, highly sexual romance and hidden messages and seriousness which kept me hooked all the way though and beyond.
Beauty Queens is one of those books you never think is going to hit the shelves; who’d right a book about beauty queens getting stranded on a deserted island? Then someone like the marvellous Libba Bray comes along and fills in the gaps, enthralling us with her wild and witty plot, enchanting characters (Oh Tiara, you complete babe) and lyrical writing style that makes all of her novels extremely hard to put down. Bray’s talent for the written word is obvious within the pages of Beauty Queens, as intelligent written acumen is combined with a warped sense of humour, a balance that is hard to strike. Scattered throughout the fool proof narrative include quirky extras that make this book all the more delightful, including info sheets and commercial ads!
Characters in this book truly make it fantastic; the slow and sensuous Tiara was easily my favourite; she simply said the things everyone was thinking, but was so childlike I had to love her. The partnership between Nicole and Shanti provided a fantastic comedy duo whilst the deluded Taylor was a surprising source of reality and hilarity. Agent Jones was another fantastic character, the worn and overworked secret agent and his struggles with obnoxious rich boy Harris were understated and subtle, but provided another layer for the rich and engaging novel.
Finales are often hard bits of a novel to nail, whether it should be cliff-hanger or it provides answers, happy or sad, but Libba Bray nails the end of Beauty Queens and nails it hard with a fiery showdown with the fierce antagonists of this novel. The end of this book was extremely satisfying, tinged with a little sadness that makes for a good denouement. It’s hard not to be pleased with the end of Beauty Queens as this story reaches its conclusion; I was certainly sad on closing the final page.
Overall, though controversial, Beauty Queens was a fantastic book that absorbed me so completely I could fee the sun on my face as I read. Charisma, danger and wit ooze from the pages in true Libba Bray fashion, with laughs that will double you over, action that will leave you gasping for breath (not really!!) and a twisting, turning plot which will envelope you in it’s brilliance. Beauty Queens is a tour de force; I want a stuffed lemur called General Good Times now too!